Helser Brothers Is 98 (Dog) Years Old!

Our crack team of public relations professionals have advised that we not admit that we have just turned 14 years old. The fear is that you may subconsciously associate us with that disrespectful, defiant, and hormone-crazed little freak with the saggy britches down the street who keeps texting your daughter after ten on school nights….which would not be good for business.Instead, please regard Helser Brothers as you would an elderly canine companion….yeah, that’s it…… A loyal friend who would fight to the death to protect you and who greets you with an enthusiastic wet kiss when you return from that disastrous design consultation or a rough day at an installation.  Think of us as that reliable bundle of unconditional love that patiently waits for you to return home from your shameless and unwise experimentation with other drapery hardware companies without a shred of judgemental indignation. Yes, we are just a couple of dogs, and we love you all very much.  Woof.