Smelling Salts And Helmets

Important Safety Announcement!

We have had several (more than usual) reports of shock-induced fainting. 

This sudden loss of consciousness has typically been experienced by Helser clients on the receiving end of our “extreme customer service,” but recently we have seen an alarming increase in home-owner faintings as well.  Apparently, the emotional impact of a high quality window treatment unveiling can be too much for some to handle and they abruptly ”check out.”

Stylish Fainting Helmet

Stylish Fainting Helmet

 

In an effort to help avoid any unnecessary injuries we recommend asking your client to assume a seated position before the unveiling. For those more acutely affected by this potentially dangerous phenomenon we recommend a helmet.  Here are some helmets that will provide safety without sacrificing style.

 Also, as a courtesy we will be providing free smelling salts by request and while supplies last.

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